when I cheat on my pirate bf

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me: I’m sorry babe I love u
bf: walk the plank

(via onthe-air)

815-oceanic:

do you ever look at your eyes in the mirror and be like “im looking at my eyes with my eyes”

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(Source: ohaymrdth, via scottthepilgrim)

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